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Mistletoe Heated Wax [25 Dec 2008|05:47pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

I want to wish everyone here a merry xmas. This year has had, as all do, it's ups and downs but I really hope everyone is good, despite the fact that I haven't been around. I would be a liar if I promised posts in the future but I do hope the best for everyone and will try to get on this more. Take care Much Love to those that deserve it and Much Respect also to those that deserve it. Hello to the rest of you:P

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2006: a year in preview [27 Dec 2006|11:27pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]

So I stole this from jabberwocky And it's sweet so enjoy, since I never fucking update this. And to be fair, I can't remember shit from most of my year. So HOORAY for half assed updates!

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?
Been directly promoted? went on a mancation, broke a phone at a concert, probably some more graphic stuff...

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
New year's resolutions are for suckers.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Um...well my good friend Mike's fiance gave birth so that's one...and my cousin Catalina, my sweet sweet young cousin...she's lovely.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not that I know of. I'd make a joke but death isn't as funny as people might lead you to believe.

5. What countries did you visit?
Etas Unis, France (here now), Germany, Austria, I WANTED to visit Belgium but it's not happening. Candanvia

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
more money, a band? a threesome?

7. What date from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
um I dunno? July 8th was pretty sweet, day after my birthday saw Adrian Belew...um...I'm sure there is something that SHOULD be ettched in my memory but is not.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
getting promoted? I don't know? I paid rent on time all year not that that was uncommon in years past. I lost 24 or so pounds. I guess that's an achievement. but not so much since i had to beCOME the fat bastard I was in order to lose all that weight.

9. What was your biggest failure?
not 'rocking' out in the biblical sense enough? maybe not fighting enough for a better position at work?

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
nah, I'm strong like bull

11. What was the best thing you bought?
My TV is pretty sweet. But so is the xbox 360. but then there was that water based lube...oh too many to figure out!

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Chelsea, Ste, Jonathalon

3. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?

14. Where did most of your money go?
Alcohol. sweet sweet alcohol

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
the above purchases, my mancation.

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
Rockin. Being single. Vancouver

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? I'd say content
ii. fatter or thinner? skinnier than last time this year but still not thin enough
iii. richer or poorer? I'd say richer. I know that's true but xmas is always a bad time to ask

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Fugin, makin more money, rockin (because you can NEVER rock enough)

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
workin, dealing with bullshit

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I'm in L'Europe. was in southern Germany, Bavaria for the kids in the know.

21. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in 2006?
I didn't become god? I didn't do embarrassing shit, well, at least not to me

22. Did you fall in love in 2006?
HA! love? I fell in love with being a bachelor if that's what you're asking

23. How many one-night stands?

24. What were your favorite TV programs?
L&O (how did I disregard this programme for so long?), The Office, League of Gentlemen, Twin Peaks, Hell's Kitchen, X-Men Lite, Studio 60, I suppose.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
um...one person I didn't know last year gets my disdain but I don't really HATE people.

26. What was the best book you read?
The Raw and The Cooked by Jim Patterson is purty badass

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
hmm...I don't know if this was strictly 2006 but Jesu is folkin sweet, Don Caballero falls into the same group. I always KNEW Cult of Luna (well at least for 4 or so years) but really got into them this year

28. What did you want and get?
a nice HD TV, a nerdtastic gaming system, some luvin

29. What did you want and not get?
a better job, more lurvin, a bajillion dollars

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I went out for some drinking and eating with Jonathalon and Dave, it was quiet since the evening before I rocked INTO my bday with some heavy drinking and rocking...the day following the same occured, as spoken of above

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
more money and more sects?

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
CONCEPT?! I wear fucking black. Jeans black shirts. Minimalist ROCK. Lots of rock t-shirts, more aggressive than 'happy' I don't think of it as a CONCEPT though. It's just what I fucking wear

34. What kept you sane?
ROCK, playing bass, lots of alcohol

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
um...I like Keeley alright, and then the normals, Jessica Alba and Mrs. Bradley Pitt

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
stirred me the most? we're giving this to people in the US right? the fact that there are no real political parties and that they all follow the same bullshit lines not to upset anyone?

37. Who did you miss?
Chelsea, Ste, Louise

38. Who was the best new person you met?

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006.
I'll stick with RØB on this one, you just gotta fuckin rock out.

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Hey bitches! Give me sum GIFTS! [14 Dec 2006|09:34am]
my xmas stockingCollapse )
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Who DIDN'T know this?! [09 Dec 2006|10:58am]

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Dear Santa [16 Nov 2006|10:09am]
[ mood | chipper ]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I bought porn for roark (10 points). In August I helped omisha see the light (8 points). In November I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June I caught a purse-snatcher who stole jabberwocky's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I gave px_mm a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (424 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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Tag Heurer [09 Jul 2006|01:55am]
[ mood | Rockin' ]

The Game: Once tagged, you must write 6 weird things/habits about yourself, & then tag 6 more people. Those 6 people must write about 6 weird things/habits in a blog about themselves, and tag 6 more people. Tell the people they have been tagged. So on......

1) I hate groups of new people (ie people I don't know.)
2) I chew things like m&ms and goldfish in two one on each side of my mouth
3) I have the sex drive of a 15 yr old boy.
4) My favorite type of meat is horse. ESPECIALLY Horse Tartare
5) Sometimes I get on the scale before and after I go to the bathroom to see how much weight I've lost.
6) I would shave my goatee if I knew I'd have a chin.

i tag -
Chelsea, Melissa, Sara, Xris (yes Xris Incubus you dosspot), Lauren and Memi

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[24 Jun 2006|10:23pm]
Life is certainly catching up with me.
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RJW [15 Jun 2006|10:53am]
[ mood | good ]


Please make sure to awesome it up for me! Much Respect dawg.

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[01 Jun 2006|12:17pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]


Happy Birthday L!

Get retarded for me.

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[23 May 2006|10:37pm]
[ mood | Rockin ]






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[14 May 2006|02:43pm]
[ mood | crazy ]


I hope you have a fantastic day!

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Let me find your 'SACRED KEYS' [26 Apr 2006|02:54pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Oh my fucking christ this is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. SOOO much here to comment on. Read the entire post...it's hillarious.

I'm going to say my favorite line is either "I can use a ‘Dental Dam’ on you while worshipping your vagina" OR "If you are a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman), or have areas of your body that have considerable layers of fat cells on them, and/or if your body is physically deformed in some way, it ‘MAY’ take me a few encounters to clearly communicate with the 'Sacred Keys' of your body."

I don't even want to comment further on this. Just read and learn the ways of this amazing TANTRIC HEALER.

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Limp-handed Door Revolvers... [30 Mar 2006|03:46pm]
[ mood | curious ]

Just like people who have limp-handed handshakes people who don't know how to properly push revolving doors should be publicly humiliated.

I HATE it when you get into the door when someone is halfway through and they push is like they don't have a pair. It's not going to move itself dipshit. These are the same people that open normal doors JUST wide enough so that they can fit through when others are behind. They also have no reason to live.

So embarrass and then rid the world of these retards. Please.

I imagine I'll update with something of note soon.

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dEUS BITCHES!!! [13 Mar 2006|09:45am]
[ mood | Rockin ]

Oh, I know I don't update, but here's some badass freakin news. dEUS is comin to the US! It's a bit old but I think people should know. If you don't know about le dEUS you fuckin' should. It's their first time back in the US for 7 years. Furthermore, their new album fuckin rocks it hardcore. So if you CAN, you should make it to one of their shows. PERIOD. Anywho. That's all for now. I promise an update soon.

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I guess I'm in the right city. Oh yeah, and fuck New York. [11 Jan 2006|06:09pm]

American Cities That Best Fit You:

85% Chicago

70% Philadelphia

60% New York City

50% Los Angeles

50% San Diego

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[03 Jan 2006|04:54pm]

create your own visited country map
or check our Venice travel guide
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X-Mas [22 Dec 2005|06:57pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Hey bitches,

I'm off to Maryland for CHRISTmas. Hope everyone has a safe holiday. I'll fly back to Chicago on Monday from Baltimore, so if a plane goes down...I'm probably on it. I shouldn't say that but...HAHA...you never know! Anyways, enjoy the holiday and I will be speaking to all you suckas again soon. Later kiddos!

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FEEL MY WRATH BITCHES! [20 Dec 2005|02:21pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]

So suckas and suckettes. I'm back! Or at least I can pretend to be for a while. So what's up with me you ask? (of course you don't because it's really not that exciting)

WELL, let's see what's been up recently...

Work has been alright I guess...I do the same bullshit I've been doing for sometime now...I have been working on a special project which means a bit more money and a shitload more work...hopefully it also means that I will be able to move up in the company. Performance reviews are the first of the year so either they will help me a long or I'll be fucking leaving soon.

I have a few months left on my lease and I don't quite know what to do. I want to move into a bigger nicer place but I want to be making more money first...so I suppose I might try to extend my lease one or two months. I do like my place but it's too fucking small and I want a nice kitchen and some division of living spaces. So that's that...though I'll prolly stay in suck ass Lincoln Park because I like the Park and the Lake and being high up and seeing the city. Just not the fratties. But fuck them.

I bought a fuckoffhugeamp a few months ago. I've been spending my time outside of work and the quest for love annoying every neighbour in the building. This is more fun than you might imagine. I don't talk to anyone in my building so I think they probably imagine me to be a serial killer or some such nonsense, though the blasting basslines of the Jesus Lizard, Tomahawk, Tool, Rage and KoRn These Arms Are Snakes probably doesn't help.

In similar news I might be in a band soon. But we'll come back to that.

And then there is Love. HA! Well, how do we put this nicely? We don't. I've had a few people visit after my break up with Christy. These experiences have been good and alright and whatever but moreso they haven't been what I'm looking for. I suppose this is because of the place I'm at, though I'm not sure where that place is. Either way the combination of location, work, stress etc has made it less than ideal. So I tried something different and started seeing this girl. (this wasn't so much a choice made to force myself on someone as it was a situation where we both wanted to see how it'd work out...I think)

So yeah...we go out on a few dates (now mind you I have NEVER 'dated' anyone, in the sense that I don't know them and then we have to go out on a series of dates to try each other on, and the summations of these nights out never ends with sex but always ends in some makin out or some shit. Which was actually quite alright with me. It was nice to take it a bit slow and whatever. But it was nervewracking always trying to be on your best behaviour etc.

But on my best behaviour I was, for the most part, and good times were had. I started out very on edge about the whole dating thing so I didn't allow myself to get emotionally involved so much. I tried to just have a good time. Then a few weeks went by and she started calling more, which I commended her for because I LIKE when someone returns my fucking phonecalls. And so we come to a few monday's ago. She calls me (we had been out on the Sat and had a great time) and she says "I really want to see you" HOORAY, right?! well yeah. so we rock out and i start to get comfortable with her. So we go out to dinner and then to a bar and we're chatting about this and that very relaxed and such.

I suppose at some point we got talking about the 'future' and whatever. As some/most of you might know I don't really think I want kids when I get older. I realize this is a point where women will get all upset about and whatever but I'm just saying what I think NOW, things may or may not change in the later future. So we talked about this, she didn't want to settle down anytime soon either. So it was light and whatever. So then she asks me to call her that week even though she'll be busy, just in case she gets free early. So I do so and just was looking forward to seeing her at the weekend (she had a party she invited me to). So whatever, we can't meet up but she calls on thurs and asks if I'm coming to the party, seemingly excited about seeing me. (maybe I'm reading into the "I'm excited to see you again" too much, who knows?)

So Sat comes around I find out where the party will be and such, I show up. Luckily there are people there that I do know, and people that I don't but who are badass and nice and friendly (and then my boy ron showed up SAHWEET). The lady friend of mine. Do I get a word from her, other than 'hey' when I walked in? Does the pope shit in the woods? err...no, are bears catholic? No. They do neither of those. The bears like the woods and the pope shits on catholics. or something.

Anyways, so I don't get a fucking word from her. I go over to hang around her and some others and anything? NO?! she leaves soon after I join the conversation. So I just decide to forget about it, wait till later and ask her what's up. This leads to nothing because she's wasted (I stayed disgustingly sober for the party). So I leave. Do I get a call later with an explaination? No. (are we seeing a trend yet?) So I eventually get some e-mail stating that it's not going to work for some vague reasons. I call asking for an explaination. Leave a message and have been blanked.

What does this teach us children? it'd probably be to 'emo' to say fuck caring, but it's somewhere around there. I have been a total dick for long periods of my life, during these times I have ladies around me wanting to be with me and it makes me sick because I'm such an asshole. So then I am nice, I am caring, I am that guy that all women SAY they want and this happens. So fuck that.

Asshole Andrew has returned.

I think I'm about half as angry as I appear in this post, but whatever. I am more frustrated than anything else. I hate ambiguity and the only thing more than ambiguity is people who don't have respect enough for you to return a correspondance.

Anyways, so that's that.

The light at the end of the tunnel...her friend and I discussed bands all night at the silent party and we got along very well. Turns out he has a friend who's band is looking for a singer. I won't jump the gun yet but I will so I might be in a band soon. This is fucking awesome.

Other than that, my father came to visit and we had a great time rockin out if only for a day. I'm going back to DC for xmas then I'll rock out here for New Years. SWEET. Jonathan's birthday is then too (as is Basti's but he's in Germany and Jonathan is here). So we'll CERTAINLY have a good time. Then we'll see what the new year holds.

I guess it's a bit depressing to think that I will go back to being an asshole, but I suppose it's what works. Better them than me. But I guess I only have myself to blame, well no, I only have stupid ass women to blame. (that's NOT to say that all women are stupid, I'm talking specificially about the stupid ass ones.)

And with all this one sided venting I suppose the question of what entries to make private and which to keep public comes up. Then again, I've always stayed public so why change now? Anywho, I think that's just about everything.

To sum up:

Job is same old bullshit and will be changed somehow soon
Apt. should be changed soon
Asshole Andrew has returned
Xmas in MD
NY in Chi
Rocking to commense soon

Later kiddos.

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Courtney knows where it's at [11 Nov 2005|06:01pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

1) What's the best live concert you have attended?
King Crimson July 8, 2003

2) Which band/artist have you seen the most times live?
Probably The Dillinger Escape Plan

3) What's your favorite Madonna song (and I don't want a lame answer like "I don't really like Madonna" -- everyone has to like at least
Erotic, I guess?

4) If you could learn any musical instrument and be a pro at it overnight, which one would you choose?
Oboe or Bassoon

5) Which decade (including our current decade) has the best music?
I guess the 90's

6) Have you ever met any famous musicians? If so, who?
um...all of Incubus (before they went all pussy), All of the Deftones, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Cave In, Converge, Mike Patton, Trever Dunn, John Stainer, Buzz Osborne, Dwane Dennison, Blink 182 (when they were like 16), Fishbone, a bunch of other bands that I can't remember...

7)What is the first song that comes to mind when you think about the following periods in your life: Age 13, 16, 19, 21, 24? What I mean by this question is to pick a song that best symbolizes you or your life at that age. Don't think hard about it -- the idea is to give the first song that pops in your head for whatever reason.

13) Dead and Bloated - STP
16) Nosebleed - Deftones
19) Inverse Midas - Mansun
21) Space Dementia - Muse
24) Big Riff - Cave In

8) What is the best soundtrack of all time?
Kill Bill vol 1 maybe? I don't buy too many soundtracks

9) What is one song that you love that many people might be surprised to know?
Urgent - Foreigner I don't know what people think of my music taste

10) What's your favorite song that only has numbers in the title? (i.e. if there was a song called "101" or "One hundred and one," this would be valid. Also, I'll allow the word "the" and any words that indicate durations, such as minutes, hours, days, months, years, etc.).
One - Metallica

11) What do you think is the most overused or annoying word that too many people include in their songs?

12) What's your favorite Christmas song (traditional or contemporary)?
Baby it's cold outside

13) Personal experiences aside, on an objective level (keep in mind that answering this question will automatically turn it into a subjective one, so even though I say "personal experiences aside," I know what your answer means -- hehe I'm tricky), what is the best song to have playing in the background while you are making out...or dare I say...having sex? I'll allow you to skip this question for any of the following three reasons only: 1) you don't make out, 2) you don't have sex, or 3) you have never had any kind of music playing in the background while engaging in either of these activities...EVER.

I rocked it hardcore back in 95 to Siamese Dream and that was AWESOME
I would say any Brian Eno if you want it calm
Any ISIS or Pelican if you want it a bit crazier

14) If you had your own band, what would you name it?

15) Singer that you really like and that many people might not have ever heard of, and give a link (if available) to their website.
Jay Jay Johanson

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I got this from Ron and Holy CRAP is it right. [10 Nov 2005|02:47pm]
Your Birthdate: July 7

You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!

Your strength: Your self sufficiency

Your weakness: You despise authority

Your power color: Maroon

Your power symbol: Hammer

Your power month: July
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