PaVo (hed) wrote,

  • Mood:
  • Music:

Let me find your 'SACRED KEYS'

Oh my fucking christ this is the funniest thing I've read in a long while. SOOO much here to comment on. Read the entire's hillarious.

I'm going to say my favorite line is either "I can use a ‘Dental Dam’ on you while worshipping your vagina" OR "If you are a BBW (Big Beautiful Woman), or have areas of your body that have considerable layers of fat cells on them, and/or if your body is physically deformed in some way, it ‘MAY’ take me a few encounters to clearly communicate with the 'Sacred Keys' of your body."

I don't even want to comment further on this. Just read and learn the ways of this amazing TANTRIC HEALER.
  • Post a new comment


    default userpic
    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.